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Man announces he will quit drinking by 2050


witze: Deaddy (Artikel 8, Son, 15. Jan 2023, 17:20:19)

A Sydney man has set an ambitious target to phase out his alcohol consumption
within the next 29 years, as part of an impressive plan to improve his health.

The program will see Greg Tayleor, 73, continue to drink as normal for the
foreseeable future, before reducing consumption in 2049 when he turns 101. He
has assured friends it will not affect his drinking plans in the short or
medium term.
Taylor said it was important not to rush the switch to non-alcoholic
beverages. "It's not realistic to transition to zero alcohol overnight. This
requires a steady, phased approach where nothing changes for at least two
decades," he said, adding that he may need to make additional investments in
beer consumption in the short term, to make sure no night out is worse off.
Taylor will also be able to bring forward drinking credits earned from the
days he hasn't drunk over the past forty years, meaning the actual end date
for consumption may actually be 2060.
To assist with the transition, Taylor has bought a second beer fridge, which
he describes as the 'capture and storage' method.

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